Friday, June 11, 2010

Pigs Cheating at Cards

The one in the middle stacks the deck, for all the good it does him.

Thursday, June 10, 2010


I am sort of ashamed of this joke, so this is all the harder I drew it. Mash up Spiderman's cigar chomping, brushtachioed newspaper editor boss and Tito Ortiz's ex-starlet girlfriend, and this is what you get.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Some freehand portrait

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Draft of Salma Duck

This first attempt at the stripper Salma Hayek Rubber Duckie for From Ducks Till Dawn had so much going wrong in it that I gave up on it altogether and redrew it and stitched it into the rest of the image.

I tried to work in some webbed feet, which, just, No. Duckies do not have feet. Sorry, Quentin-duck.

I also feel like Salma's belly button tries to steal the show in the movie, and I was trying to work in something in the drawing with the squeaky hole on the underside of a rubber duck, here, but I think it came out sort of vulgar and disgusting.

The breasts on a duckie are also too aberrant. I kept them in the drawing on one of the backup dancers, and I still think it's a little too weird and upsetting.

From Ducks Till Dawn

Click to enlarge.
When I accidentally typed "from duck til dawn" into a search yesterday, I was amazed that there didn't seem to be any results that weren't also typos.
I've redone the scene where Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's 1996 collaboration abruptly changes genre.
Ducks pictured include:
Makeup effects godfather Tom Savini as Sex Machine duck.
George Clooney as the tattooed antihero Seth Gecko duck.
Danny Trejo as an angry Mexican bartender vampire duck.
Quentin as foot-fetishist unhinged hallucinating serial rapist/murderer duck.
Salma Hayek as evil snake-dancing, booze-showering, stripper queen of the damned Satanico Pandemonium duck.
Ernest Liu in his one big role as the duck who really gets it the worst when he explodes later for no adequately explained reason.
Harvey Keitel as an over-talented actor duck in a hat.
Juliette "Whatever happened to Juliette Lewis" Lewis as Kate Fuller duck.
And Cheech Marin duck with a piece of apple pie.