Friday, August 6, 2010

TBM wedding work in progress

Ran out of time working on this. Have to finish up next week after the wedding. Congratulation, Jason and Katie. Many happy years!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

GWC vs the Boll Weevil

George Washington Carver has been a hero of mine since I was about 8 years old and I first read about him. The way the grade school biography was written made it sound like he pretty much had comic book super powers and saved the lives of everyone he knew, the South, America, and humanity at large. Now I know the part about super powers isn't true.

I'm sorry if anyone sees me arming Carver with a spear as a racial stereotype. Besides, that's on you, you racist. In fact, I've been watching a lot of wushu videos and a spear just seems like a good weapon for fighting an enormous six-clawed monster. It's what I'd want in the same circumstances. You have distance, power, speed, and stabbing. Plus they're out in the open so you can really whirl that bad boy around. Still I suppose I could've given him the punnish kitchen knife and avoided all this disclaimer.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Friday, July 30, 2010


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Do you remember when birds used to be worth something?

Now pawn brokers don't even want to see them. Waste of time. Dang old birds.
Go wake up your parents

Friday, July 23, 2010

Thursday, July 22, 2010

revisions revisions

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Visual pun

Monday, July 19, 2010

next t-shirt

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Screen Printing

Reclaiming the brand.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Ambigram for Lisa/Dave

My wife and I

One-arm, gun-arm

T-X, Samus, Rock, Chell, Barret

Friday, June 11, 2010

Pigs Cheating at Cards

The one in the middle stacks the deck, for all the good it does him.

Thursday, June 10, 2010


I am sort of ashamed of this joke, so this is all the harder I drew it. Mash up Spiderman's cigar chomping, brushtachioed newspaper editor boss and Tito Ortiz's ex-starlet girlfriend, and this is what you get.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Some freehand portrait

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Draft of Salma Duck

This first attempt at the stripper Salma Hayek Rubber Duckie for From Ducks Till Dawn had so much going wrong in it that I gave up on it altogether and redrew it and stitched it into the rest of the image.

I tried to work in some webbed feet, which, just, No. Duckies do not have feet. Sorry, Quentin-duck.

I also feel like Salma's belly button tries to steal the show in the movie, and I was trying to work in something in the drawing with the squeaky hole on the underside of a rubber duck, here, but I think it came out sort of vulgar and disgusting.

The breasts on a duckie are also too aberrant. I kept them in the drawing on one of the backup dancers, and I still think it's a little too weird and upsetting.

From Ducks Till Dawn

Click to enlarge.
When I accidentally typed "from duck til dawn" into a search yesterday, I was amazed that there didn't seem to be any results that weren't also typos.
I've redone the scene where Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's 1996 collaboration abruptly changes genre.
Ducks pictured include:
Makeup effects godfather Tom Savini as Sex Machine duck.
George Clooney as the tattooed antihero Seth Gecko duck.
Danny Trejo as an angry Mexican bartender vampire duck.
Quentin as foot-fetishist unhinged hallucinating serial rapist/murderer duck.
Salma Hayek as evil snake-dancing, booze-showering, stripper queen of the damned Satanico Pandemonium duck.
Ernest Liu in his one big role as the duck who really gets it the worst when he explodes later for no adequately explained reason.
Harvey Keitel as an over-talented actor duck in a hat.
Juliette "Whatever happened to Juliette Lewis" Lewis as Kate Fuller duck.
And Cheech Marin duck with a piece of apple pie.

Friday, May 28, 2010


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Pineapple Jason

An image for an article from my Tumblr

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

French Hot Tub

The original script treatment for Hot Tub Time Machine was a French period parlor murder mystery. It was called J'Accuzzi.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Crayons with Ava

I've been playing with crayons with my near-2-year-old daughter a lot lately, so I'll be posting some of those drawings. Also, watch this space for illustrations I did for a "Ava's Pig Boo, by Dad".

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Utility belt

"While I have a sword, a hand, a heart,
I will not yield